From
then to now:
A Baron Storm Photo
Retrospective |
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Baron
Storm in his Manhattan New York Penthouse with an indoor pool.
With him is Chinese record mogul Kim Sue Lie who paid Baron Storm
$200 million for the rights to distribute his records in that
country. Almost one billion Baron storm records have been sold
in China. |
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Baron Storm
with his life long friend Kim who convinced him to open a peacock
and duck farm in Washington State in a known flood plain. The
farm is now the largest of its kind in the world. |
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Baron Storm
married his long time albino girlfriend. The marriage lasted only
one night after they honeymooned in Africa. His bride got so sunburned
they could not consummate the marriage and it was annulled. |
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One of Baron
Storm’s favorite spots is the duck farm he created in the
U.S. Here special ducks are trained as security ducks. They are
trained to respond to a special attack command. ‘There’s
no quackery about this revolutionary approach," says Baron
Storm. "Besides being a faithful companion for life they
taste really good with orange sauce." |
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A very rare
picture of Baron Storm after he rejected the romantic advances
of Princess Caroline of Monaco. She became so livid that she threw
a cream pie in his face. |
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Baron Storm
performs at the Sydney Opera house. The sold out ten day appearance
had tickets selling for $1,000 - $15,000 each. This remains a
box office record in Australia. He is pictured here with two fans. |
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Baron Storm
with Russian ballet dancers who sought his advice. Many people
do not know that Baron Storm was the lead male dancer with the
Moscow National Ballet when he was undercover with MI5. |
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Baron Storm
with Queen Alexia the last remaining royal family member of Russia.
She appealed to Baron Storm to help her raise money for a project
called Tempura House. The project assisted lightly battered women.
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A fan comes
backstage to visit baron Storm after he performed at the Vatican.
She has led a campaign to have the Pope declare Baron Storm a
saint. The Pope is receptive to the idea. |
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Baron Storm
comforts a fan experiencing multiple orgasms after listening to
him sing in Paris. Typically the state of sexual arousal lasts
for 18 hours after a concert. Scientists have dubbed the experience
MOP or Multi Orgasm Phenomena and have launched a study to find
out what causes it. |
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Baron Storm
entertains various celebrities in the living room of his private
jumbo jet as they fly to his 70,000 acre California ranch. |
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Baron Storm
with Carol Murgertroid, president of the Baron Storm fan club
which now boasts 1.3 billion members from 167 countries. Become
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Baron Storm
provides a sumptuous meal in the dining room of his private jumbo
jet to his business manager Carly. Carly has been with baron Storm
ever since his first sold out concert in the U.K. at the age of
ten. |
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Relaxing in
the den of his private jumbo jet baron Storm goes over the detail
of his next world tour with his booking manager Jessica Tally.
Over 700 appearances are scheduled for 2005/6. |
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Baron Storm
models his unique line of male lingerie. “Its good to make
your partner laugh during sex,” says baron Storm. “This
lingerie actually makes them hysterical and they run from the
bedroom thus thwarting another unwanted pregnancy.” He added. |